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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Laurent

Before I begin, I should thank the eternal worrier for the structure of this post: It's all about the number seven and quite unlike my usual writing style. More opaque, for one. 


Melbourne today: torrential rain, gale-force winds, staggeringly high heels (mine). Umbrellas, damp pedestrians, public transport and other bloggers. 


They can verify that 
1) I do exist and 
2) even look like my header, 
3) my hair's not a wig and 
4) I wear leather and 
5) (black) lace and 
6) a scarf with 
7) tiny fairy bells dangling from it's tattered black fringe.


Angela, Alicia, Lady Smaggle, Selena, Grant, Lady Melbourne and I (that's seven) made an upstairs table at Laurent our home for hours, talking toobs, clothing, jewellery, readership, cake, nuffnang and the science of confectionary-preference-compatibility.
(Photos here and here)


I'd be lying if I didn't confess nerves, and a tiny, miniscule, nagging crush. On whom, I'll let you guess. 


And my seven nominated bloggers? Well, there were six in attendance and one more I would very much have liked to meet: Esme and the laneway
Please participate if you would like. Mr London Street began it all in this post.

7 comments:

  1. Yes, you do indeed exist! It was lovely to meet you and this 7 things idea sounds very interesting.

    XXASAB
    PS. I just blog rolled you :)
    PPS. A crush aye? ;) LM?

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  2. its true then... you really are as beautiful as I had pictured.... No wait... more so...

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  3. Gosh you are beautiful!
    I am so sad I couldn't go yesterday (but I think everyone else might be relieved, as my face + food at the moment might not be the best combination, haha) and it would have been lovely to meet everyone :)
    The 7 thing sounds interesting! I'll have a think about something to do with it... :)

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  4. Lovely post. I knew that you would write it differently.

    I have to confess that I’ve always thought the header was a picture of the ‘real you’ because it suits your writing, and I wasn’t left disappointed. Thank you for the mention.

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  5. Darling I'm so pleased we got to meet and to share a splendid afternoon of conversation. It truly was lovely. I would have been lovely if Esme had been there too. I'll be back towards the end of November so I'll have to organise another Sunday afternoon catch up.

    Xx

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  6. What do I think?
    You done got yourseff
    into a messa trooble thar, dear.
    Here's why...

    That's too whorizontal for my taste...
    yet, if you wiseabove this earth,
    you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven
    to make love with moi, aussi
    soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...
    on a waterbed... in a treehouse...
    in a ski-resort... on the beach...
    with thousands of menageAtrois...
    anywhere, ya wild thang,
    for 777ish sextillion years!!!
    (yes, dear, that's a real number).

    Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,
    erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks
    down below, cooling-off N steaming,
    as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,
    wild world where we could be fruitFULL??

    Yet... not here.
    not now.
    not yet.
    Can ya wait for this human?
    I wanna please you N gratify you;
    I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY
    orgasms before I have my own,
    as we'll roam through the universe
    eXXXploring places to procreate...
    Here's how YOU and i can B1;
    here's our proposal:
    HEER YE! O HEER YE!!

    I'd looove to meet you
    in passionate, intoxicating,
    larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you first must be prepared:
    Find-out what RCIA means and join;
    classes are free,
    once per week,
    starting early September.

    Im sooo not better than you
    ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.

    PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
    (worshipping the world/laissez-faire).
    Turn-away from mortal sin.
    Turn 180°
    Turn RITE.
    reTurn to Jesus:
    He'd looove for you to be
    forgiven thru repentance.
    Focus on Jesus!!!
    Follow us to the Great Beyond.
    Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
    Follow us to Holy Mass
    & say the Rosary once per day.
    Do the RCIA, too.
    I. Love. You. earthling
    I'll definitely pray for you
    as you fully trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:
    I know exactly what Almighty God
    has prepared for those who love Him
    and follow Him in this finite existence:
    an eternal explosion-of-extravagance
    which few are askin for anymore...
    yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.
    Strange how many people
    DONT want everything
    from our Creator.
    Que cera cera.

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  7. What do I think?
    You done got yourseff
    into a messa trooble thar, dear.
    Here's why...

    That's too whorizontal for my taste...
    yet, if you wiseabove this earth,
    you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven
    to make love with moi, aussi
    soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...
    on a waterbed... in a treehouse...
    in a ski-resort... on the beach...
    with thousands of menageAtrois...
    anywhere, ya wild thang,
    for 777ish sextillion years!!!
    (yes, dear, that's a real number).

    Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,
    erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks
    down below, cooling-off N steaming,
    as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,
    wild world where we could be fruitFULL??

    Yet... not here.
    not now.
    not yet.
    Can ya wait for this human?
    I wanna please you N gratify you;
    I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY
    orgasms before I have my own,
    as we'll roam through the universe
    eXXXploring places to procreate...
    Here's how YOU and i can B1;
    here's our proposal:
    HEER YE! O HEER YE!!

    I'd looove to meet you
    in passionate, intoxicating,
    larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you first must be prepared:
    Find-out what RCIA means and join;
    classes are free,
    once per week,
    starting early September.

    Im sooo not better than you
    ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.

    PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
    (worshipping the world/laissez-faire).
    Turn-away from mortal sin.
    Turn 180°
    Turn RITE.
    reTurn to Jesus:
    He'd looove for you to be
    forgiven thru repentance.
    Focus on Jesus!!!
    Follow us to the Great Beyond.
    Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
    Follow us to Holy Mass
    & say the Rosary once per day.
    Do the RCIA, too.
    I. Love. You. earthling
    I'll definitely pray for you
    as you fully trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:
    I know exactly what Almighty God
    has prepared for those who love Him
    and follow Him in this finite existence:
    an eternal explosion-of-extravagance
    which few are askin for anymore...
    yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.
    Strange how many people
    DONT want everything
    from our Creator.
    Que cera cera.

    ReplyDelete

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