I've just converted Dismemberment and On starfish hands and high-arched feet to mp3 files (click on titles); I hope they're more user-friendly and shall try to remember to convert them to mp3s in future. Help yourself.
If you have any requests for other posts being read aloud you're welcome to leave them in the comments below. I'm thinking perhaps Observation but you probably have something else in mind. Don't be shy.